[TUT] Some pranks you could use with friends [TUT]

1-ShutDown you're friends computer and popping a message

Code:

@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -s -t 30 -c " You Are Stupid"

msg * I don't like you : this will pops a message telling him this phrase you can replace it (I don't like you) with what ever you want

shutdown -s -t 30 -c " You Are Stupid" : this will turn his computer off and write him a comment (Error! You are too stupid!) you can replace it .
And the -t 30 is the time you want to turn the computer after you can remove it if you want to turn it right now

Save the file as whateveryouwant.bat

Remove:
1-open run
2-write "shutdown -a" (without "")

2-Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:

Code:

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") : explains what the wshShell is

do and loop : this one is to to it like a loop and it don't stop

wscript.sleep 100 : WScript is an object and sleep will make it like freeze for the time at the end in millisecond

wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}" : this will send the caps look key to the computer so you can replace it with any key you want

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
Remove:
1-go to taskmg

2-processes
3-select wscript.exe
4-end process

3-Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!

Code:

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

In this one w first declared the variables then make an do loop to the loop the action
and between the do loop we told the computer to eject the desk
in that easy

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

Remove:
1-go to taskmgr.exe
2-processes
3-select wscript.exe
4-end process

4- Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:

Code:

WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

WScript.Sleep : you already what it means
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") : declaring variables
WshShell.Run "notepad" : run notepad
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad" : make notepad the active application
WshShell.SendKeys : this will write to notepad

Remove:
1-go to taskmgr.exe
2-processes
3-select wscript.exe
4-end process

5-Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:

Code:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") : declaring variables
do and loop : you already know
wscript.sleep 100 : freeze
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool." : send keys from keyboard saying you are fool you can replace it with what ever you want

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

Remove:
1-go to taskmgr.exe
2-processes
3-select wscript.exe
4-end process

6- Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:

Code:

@ECHO off
:top
START notepad.exe
GOTO top

START notepad.exe: this will start notepad you can replace it with what eer you want ex : cmd.exe
:top and GOTO top : this is like the loop

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

Remove:
Restart the computer